Our roommate agreement:
If a roommate is asleep when you get up, you: snuggle with them
If a roommate is ready to go to sleep you: sing a lullaby and continue with your life
No more than 5 hours for shower
Items to be used freely: under where, vibrators, and boy toys.
Must ask permission to use: rainbow fuzzy sock, boyfriends, water bottles, and rubber duckies.
The following items may be used by guests: toilet paper, trash cans, air, door knobs only to be used by teeth
Purchasing toilet paper: fight to the death and don’t by the shitty kind
No sex on couch or other’s beds with full permission
Delivering a message to ROOMATES: morse code, smoke signals, screaming, and pigeons.
When conflict arises: rap battle must commence and the the loser is tarred and feathered
Evelyn must leave room when told by Hannah
No apologizing for burping
Own up to your farts/ 10 second warning
Password to room: bad pick up line
All arts and crafts are mandatory
ROOMATES: Kelly (no tumblr), cryztyle, readaholic29